istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via imamadmanwithablog)

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

image

it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

(Source: taylor-swift, via imamadmanwithablog)

sararye:

DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNPLiNGPLINgplIGNPLIINGGG

underneath these stairs I hear the snares and feel the glares of my cousin my uncle and.my.aunt. plINGPLINGplING cant believe how cruel they aarrrre and it STINGS my lighnting scarrrrrr to know they’l nEvver ever give me what I wha-ant
I know I don’t deserve these awful ruuules made by the dursleys here on Pri-i-IvAte DRiv-ihih-veeuh
cant take thsees stupid muggles
but despite all of ma struggles
I’m still AliIIIiiiiiiiiiiVEeeeeeee

IMSICKOFSUMEMRNADTHISWAITINGAROUNDDUNDUNMANITSSPETEMBERANDIMSKIPPINGTHISTOWNDUNDUNHEYITSNOMYSTERITHERSENOTHINGHEREFORME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS
GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOOUUUUU-OL

GOTTA GET MASELF TO HOGWARTS
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS IM COOOOUYHUHUOULLL

(Source: inthepeppermintwind, via silenceinmylibrary)

excepttheeyes:

For my brat of a best friend, threemarauders, who came up with the concept AU: James Potter’s memory is modified by Death Eaters and joins Voldemort. Now that I’ve made it into a set, let’s never talk about it again, okay? (Part 2)

(via hogwartskidsproblems)

colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → colin/sean or colin/mikey?
(asked by evilpandaislana)

jimoriary:

get to know me meme - [2/5] favourite tv shows: Doctor Who

"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant."

(via ahobbitscourage)

colinodonorgasm:

there’s a difference between fear and s t r a t e g y.

(via ask-killian)